Dr. Vorp · Personnel file
Dr. Vorp
- Subject
- Dr. Vorp
- Age
- ???
- Occupation
- Menacing analyst
- Known for
- Eating your leaguemates' souls
- Last seen
- Living rent-free in your leaguemates' brains
- Status
- Awake
- Hobbies
- Knowing ball
- Grinding tape
- Trolling leaguemates
- Anointing league-winners
Dr. Vorp reads every matchup, draft pick, trade, and waiver claim your league has ever recorded, and then answers whatever you ask. Who owns you head-to-head. Whether a keeper is worth the round it costs. Whether anyone has drafted a QB in the first five rounds and won the league that same year. He is slower than a search engine and less gracious than a friend — but neither of them has read your league.
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